Oh, the things I do for good food.
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Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Yes, ladies aren’t supposed to have tons of sex. But tell me, how many times do you hear a man tell you the full name of every woman he has sex with?
It’s easy to hide how often you have sex if the people you do it with don’t tell anyone your name.
Just saying.
The Avengers Gag Reel - Favourite quotes.
(Source: anthonyedwardstarks)
He kept glaring at me until I put a paper on the floor for him to lay on.
I’m heading out of town for a couple weeks, so don’t be worried if you don’t hear from me for a while.
Have you ever been watching Ghost Adventures and felt like you were witnessing the most intense hazing ever done to get into a fraternity?
I’m watching My Ghost Story, and this guy named Brian moved his family out of the house because his family felt uncomfortable there. That’s understandable.
However,
He caught some voices on tape saying: “Are we alive?” then right after that saying “I don’t know.”
Then, the last time he was there he got a phone call that went to voice mail. The recording is a voice saying: “Brian I want help.”
THE SPIRIT LITERALLY JUST CALLED HIM ASKING FOR HELP AND THE MAN JUST LEFT.
I can’t imagine just leaving after that without at least trying to help whomever it was calling out for help.
On the fanboy boner scale, would you call this film a half mast, a full chub, or a dear God, I have a hammer in my pants?
Evelyn Nesbit 1884-1967
Chorus girl, model, and “the lethal beauty” who is rumored to have been the muse for the sculpture of “Diana,” commissioned by architect Standford White, that once sat atop Madison Square Garden.
#basically every fangirl ever
(Source: rachellweisz)
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
I forgot how much I hate driving on Washington Blvd.
Be sure to text me and let me know where you parked my car, because if I have to walk around that airport parking lot, I… well… just don’t bother coming home.
“yes hello, is this the city water department? whenever i use my sink, cats come out instead of water.
…no no, it’s not a problem, i just thought you should know.”
